“I saw that you posted some pics earlier of your Dethklok tees. Could you possibly list what it says on the back of the tour dates one? It’s hard to read on your pic. Thanks. Anonymous Here goes:
Warsaw, Poland- cancelled due to locusts
Munich, Germany- cancelled due to acid flash floods
Oslo, Norway- canceled due to exploding “naturally occurirng” fire pockets
Odense, Denmark- canceled due to “naturally ocurring Blood Rain
Milano, Italy- canceled due to Citywide Quarantine after PLague outbreak
Gelsenhirchen, Germany- canceled due to Poison Frogs
Solvesworg, Sweden- canceled due to actual shit storm
Wacken, Germany- canceled due to rabid falcons
Krueth, Germany- canceled due to audience’s simultaneous heart attack
Pratteln, Switzerland- canceled due to nuclear mutation from plutonuin powered amplifiers
Atlantic Ocean Atlantis Underwater Concert- canceled due to multiple drownings
London, England- special date with London Philharmonic- canceled due to laser lights severing orchestra
Espoo, England- canceled- accidentally awoke troll from Finnish Necronomicon who devoured city
Vinson Massif, Antarctica- Antarctica Summerslam- canceled due to polar ice caps burned off by napalm protechnics
Kavanra, Bulgaria- canceled- band actually played the secret “Crazy Frequency” that makes people kill themselves with rocks
Burlington, Vermont- canceled due to maple syrup strychnine flood)
Batsfjord, Norway- Batsfjord Jingle Coffee Massacre Fest- NOT CANCELED- though 80000 people rushed to hyper- intensive care from 1st degree “coffee burns”
And, there you have it. :D”—
There was a lot of positive feedback on my post (here) and people asked me if I was serious/we could do this for real etc.
And wouldn’t it be awesome if we actually could?
So Katie and I decided to make a network for everyone seriously interested. It’s just to discuss…
Remember those posts? The ones proposing we just drop everything and begin our lives in nature?
Imagine.. We could build a sustainable Eco community, a commune. We could share everything, grow food, bathe in the river. Go back to nature.. Reconnect with the earth, the universe, feel our energies intwine.
This has been done, so we could do it! I think it would be simply wonderful if like minded people from tumblr all came together to actually make it happen!
Message us about the network, sweet souls!
Much love and good vibrations :) ♥︎
We could all have earth ships!
Definitely earthships! With lots of coloured glass bottles!
Speaking from experience, just so you guys know, you have to OWN the land or some schmuck somewhere will shut you down just because they can. And then? You pretty much have to obey all the zoning laws (which usually include things like you MUST have a certain type of mundo expensive toilet unit, and it must be set up by the end of the first year…) or again…. evil schmucks will take said land back from you. and then, unless you fence the whole shebang (which actually INVITES breakins rather than discourages them) if you’re doing anything oddball, like building pink buildings or skinnydipping, or living some form of alt lifestyle the locals that take offense to said same will probably pop by to terrorise or ruin your work, just because there are douchey can’t-mind-their-own-biz type people like that everywhere…. that said, once it looks do-able, I am so in.
“Don’t let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can’t find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come.”—Davey Havok (via satans-ghost)